Seducing Jordana was solid — she's got such high standards — but when I finally got the snogs in it was all worth it." I transform Jordana's blather into high-level discourse: Lounging in a post-osculatory glow, I knew that all those months of hard chivalry had been worthwhile.

Joe Dunthorne
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When someone says something like, "I couldn't believe it when I gave her the snogs," they are talking about the physical act of kissing. That said, "snogs" is slang for kisses. It's often used to describe kissing on the lips, but it can also be used more generally. When someone says "I couldn't believe it when I gave her the snogs," they're talking about their surprise at finding out that their new love interest has some serious standards that kept them from giving her the first kiss.

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